Flabber TV - Koffie zetten - Sherlock Holmes Parodie

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This registers on an emotional level. This doesn't mean anything, but that's what
he said in the first movie. Left hand, open cabinet.
Right hand, pick up coffee cup. Close cabinet.

Place cup under nozzle. Open cover. Check the beans. Empty.

Get beans.  Fill machine with beans. Close cover. Place beans back on counter.

Press button. Wait for the coffee. Wait. Wait for the coffee.

Wait. Just a moment. Wait for the coffee. This machine is slow.

Takes forever. Last drops. Finally finished. Right hand, pick up cup.

Bring cup to mouth. Take a sip. Productivity for the next four hours: improved. Alertness: 25 percent increase Laxative effect, increased 100 percent Mustn't forget to admire my mustache in the
mirror Have to pick up beans at the supermarket Do I sound more like a belgian alcoholic, or Batman? I don't know what else to say about a cup
of coffee.