What if Michael Bay had written the script for The Dark Knight?

If you thought the film Batman and Robin was potentially the lowest point in the Batman franchise, think again. An intrepid fan over at The Spill Movie Community has provided a script for The Dark Knight--imagining if Michael Bay had been the one to pen it. Naturally, the script includes all of Michael Bay's prerequisites for a "good" film: hot yet incredibly smart blonde chicks, flashy car chase sequences, and lots of explosions.

Check it out here. After you're done reading, take a moment to thank God that such a script never came into existence. :)

Don't get me wrong, Michael Bay knows how to make a mindless yet satisfying summer blockbuster. But I don't even want to imagine what he'd do to a revered comic book movie franchise such as Batman.